"Crying Over Pros For No Reason" - edIT

zomg!!!111

honestly, I couldn't find a better word for describing the first trembling moments when my filthy hands groped this glitch-extravaganza for the first time. (well I probably could, but who gives...)

there are those rare moments when an album hits you like king slenders backbreaker and, enter love.

just because this album is so goddamn great, I'll even excuse mr. edit for trying to get crunk on his latest effort.

do listen to this album. it isn't just another dipshit gone fruity loops. it got groove.

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"Soon It Will Be Cold Enough" - Emancipator

mmmh...

yummier than thou...

music born and bred for public transportation. 

especially when public transportation seldomly (I know it isn't right, seldom is an adverb that doesn't need the -ly, but I do have a crush on that sweet little teaser of a word) seems born and bred for, yea, public transportation.

you are a public transportation.

(don't let the triphop-label scare you off. it's a brave new world)

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(yea I know, it's a link to gehenna, but what to do...?) 

"The Distant And Mechanised Glow Of Eastern European Dance Parties" - 65daysofstatic

the latest great single from "the destruction of small ideas".
and since I think that this is the best band around, this might be a little biased, but you might as well call this single "epic single". no. don't do that by the way. call it your mother and treat it like it gave you life.
been into these guys for a while (since they released "the fall of math" in '04) and they are truly groundbreaking. and evolving. in a good way.
but really, if you don't like 65days, then I don't like you. 
I'm a pretty reasonable guy. 
but when it comes to this, I'm b.a.n.a.n.a.s.
the shit my friends, truly the shit.

(and they are even more magnificent live I tells ya!)

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Cloverfield vs Garfield

cloverfield
*cgi
*mayhem
*ratatats "seventeen years"

garfield
*cgi
*mayhem
*baha mens "holla"

cloverfield wins. I would give it a dark-mossy-green grade on the spectrum-scale (whereas the completely useless poo-reeking "flood" is the definition of red, and the sublime "pi" is right up there in violet).

uppers: ratatat on stereo in party, massive destruction, nice cgi:s.
downers: my referrenses to "starship troopers" at some points (making "cloverfield" inferior, cause we all know fascist space-action defeats everything).

b.t.w. don't worry about the beautiful illustration, it ain't no spoiler. honestly. the havoc wrecker is not a falukorv/sausage (though the nina persson from cardigans signing on it might lead you to believe it is).
nor is it göran greider.
I suspected him at first.
'nuff with spoiling, see it. it is worth it.

"Phantomatics(V1.02)" - Ghostown

imagine an album filled with quirky laid back beats.
add a dash of gypsyesque vibes and a nice flow.
now say that it wouldn't cost anything.
utopia?
I say hell no.
Ghostown is teh shit (and I are teh internetz silly language hat0rz).
accordion r0kkz.
sorry.

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"Robotron" - Signal

unenlightened you: amplifier must be broken. only static humming and noice.

god of thunder and all things good and ultimate: no, this is supergroup Signals latest piece of art!

unenlightened you: but how could my ass-for-brain not notice this!

god of thunder and all things good and ultimate: you played it too soft. crank dat shit up in this mother!

unenlightened you: yes. this is it.

god of blablabla...: don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

enlightened you: shame I couldn't buy this record at a reasonable price at a store near me. but if I could, where would all the erik "snyggve" segerstedt does d'artagnan records go? (they probably wouldn't go to heaven where the angels fly, more likely to a lake of fire and fry...)

snyggve: fack jo I won the idol almostely and I loves them bryan adams and sting! and I'm snygg!

enlightened you: oi! foo aof ue braaaek! 

(actual cover doesn't include childmolester and lame robot. though the album do sound like an awesome robot gunned down by lasers.)

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